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November 05, 2009, 9:56pm  Comments

» Dead at 98: Rocketeer of Communist China

Today’s a boom for the obituary industry. (Note to self: resist urge to make “it’s not rocket science” joke.)



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November 03, 2009, 5:34pm  Comments

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PLAY: “Lisztomania” // Phoenix

“Romantic not disgusting yet.”



Played 8 time(s).

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November 02, 2009, 2:00am  Comments

火柴盒。

“不要说别人
脑子有病
脑子有病的前提是
必须有个脑子…” —Matchbox



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November 02, 2009, 12:18am   Comments

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PLAY: “Nothing Came Out” // The Moldy Peaches



Played 9 time(s).

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November 01, 2009, 1:32am  Comments

“How do you pronounce “accurate”? Is there a Q sound? Are you in this word?”

— Kani



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November 01, 2009, 1:31am  Comments

YOUTUBE DELIGHTS: While watching the American flag unfurl in the background of the Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A." video...

  • Kani: Oh my god.
  • Moeun: Why are we in fucking COMMUNIST CHINA?
  • Kani: They probably inserted the two Asian background dancers into the video just so they could fight the claim that this is white supremacist propaganda.


October 31, 2009, 3:43am  Comments

» The Fucking Word of the Day: "It's easier to learn with sex, drugs, and fucking swearing."

jejune [ji-joon]

  • adjective

1. without interest or significance; dull; insipid: a jejune novel.
2. juvenile; immature; childish: jejune behavior.
3. lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed: jejune attempts to design a house.
4. deficient or lacking in nutritive value: a jejune diet.

ex.

Hatred for Kanye West’s jejune outburst at the MTV Music Video Awards practically united this fucking country again.



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October 31, 2009, 12:50am  Comments

Taipei via Yvan Rodic

Taipei via Yvan Rodic



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October 29, 2009, 10:14pm  Comments

In reference to: the dentist.Called for: a Quicktime superimposition.

In reference to: the dentist.
Called for:
a Quicktime superimposition.



October 29, 2009, 1:03pm  Comments

On the number one bus (and how I started not hating Boston mass transit).

  • Female driver: Sir, you need to get off this bus. This is the last stop.
  • Male thug: Fuck you.
  • Driver: You wish.


October 28, 2009, 12:04am  Comments

» France Debates Castration for Repeat Sex Offenders



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October 27, 2009, 12:38am  Comments

Jason Wong: “Cars I shouldn’t be tailing.”

Jason Wong: “Cars I shouldn’t be tailing.”



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October 26, 2009, 6:21pm  Comments

12:01am on October 26.

  • Phillip: You're fully 20 now.
  • Me: Well, technically 21, if you want to think about it in Chinese counting terms.
  • Phillip: Yeah. Try explaining that to the cashier at C'est Bon.


October 26, 2009, 6:05pm  Comments

“20 is a perfect age. If you smile more, you will have less wrinkles.” —A wise woman once said.

[EDIT: Contrary to popular belief, this is not just a sappy, trite proverb that’s supposed to knock you off your feet with its profundity. But the wise woman wants anonymity, and I feel like pissing off the giver may or may not prevent me from becoming legal in this lifetime.]



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October 25, 2009, 11:59pm   Comments