Uh… moshi moshi?
November 05, 2009, 9:56pm Comments

» Dead at 98: Rocketeer of Communist China
Today’s a boom for the obituary industry. (Note to self: resist urge to make “it’s not rocket science” joke.)
November 03, 2009, 5:34pm Comments
“How do you pronounce “accurate”? Is there a Q sound? Are you in this word?”
— Kani
November 01, 2009, 1:31am Comments
October 31, 2009, 3:43am Comments
» The Fucking Word of the Day: "It's easier to learn with sex, drugs, and fucking swearing."
jejune [ji-joon]
1. without interest or significance; dull; insipid: a jejune novel.
2. juvenile; immature; childish: jejune behavior.
3. lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed: jejune attempts to design a house.
4. deficient or lacking in nutritive value: a jejune diet.
ex.
Hatred for Kanye West’s jejune outburst at the MTV Music Video Awards practically united this fucking country again.
October 31, 2009, 12:50am Comments

In reference to: the dentist.
Called for: a Quicktime superimposition.
October 29, 2009, 1:03pm Comments
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October 26, 2009, 6:05pm Comments
“20 is a perfect age. If you smile more, you will have less wrinkles.” —A wise woman once said.
[EDIT: Contrary to popular belief, this is not just a sappy, trite proverb that’s supposed to knock you off your feet with its profundity. But the wise woman wants anonymity, and I feel like pissing off the giver may or may not prevent me from becoming legal in this lifetime.]
October 25, 2009, 11:59pm Comments