Mar 19 2010
design robert pattinson
Isa and I decided to embark on a new entrepreneurial venture recently, and since we’re just starting up, I thought I’d make our business cards and save some of our resources for other, more important things. Gon’ be rollin’ in da benjamins, WHAT.

Isa and I decided to embark on a new entrepreneurial venture recently, and since we’re just starting up, I thought I’d make our business cards and save some of our resources for other, more important things.

Gon’ be rollin’ in da benjamins, WHAT.

Mar 19 2010
computers design

Newsflash, errrebody—in Portuguese, CSS means “tired of being sexy.”

Sorry about the layout flip-flopping, I know it’s bad for my cReDz and my internet pReSeNz. But after redesigning the blog a few weeks ago, I abruptly woke up from a misguided sense of self-satisfaction after I managed to pick my lazy ass off the floor to do something and realized that my quickie of a layout was cheaper than a “diamond” ring on the candy rack at Walgreen’s.

But now I have a new header! New pages! Sh!t’s all sh!ny!

Because guess what, guys—I turned down my friends tonight for a showing of “Remember Me” to get it on with the HTML instead.

Who’s DTF?

Mar 18 2010
humour
52 note(s) ♥
yiennydee
via yiennydee Spring break has been great because of one thing and one thing only, guys. It’s either vampires or Photoshop skillz for this broad. Can’t buy my luv~

via yiennydee

Spring break has been great because of one thing and one thing only, guys.

It’s either vampires or Photoshop skillz for this broad.

Can’t buy my luv~

Mar 18 2010
humour
via Ads of the World Really makes me want to get my period this very second. ALL HONESTY OVER HERE.

via Ads of the World

Really makes me want to get my period this very second.

ALL HONESTY OVER HERE.

Mar 17 2010
music
49 note(s) ♥
sade
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sade:

New Found Glory - My Friends Over You

Can’t even tell you guys how much of my jam this was in like freshman year of high school. Serious.

Just checked last.fm and scoffed when I found out they released their seventh studio album last year.

Slash just covering up the fact that I owned four of them when I was 14.

AnGsT~

Mar 17 2010
humour
630 note(s) ♥
tomoatmeal
tomoatmeal: “I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I get pregnant!” “Shut up freezer!  You’re being controversial!”

tomoatmeal:

“I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I get pregnant!”

“Shut up freezer!  You’re being controversial!”

Mar 17 2010
Can you name the programming language based on its Hello, World syntax?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You’ve reached the end of the internet and it’s dark over here.

Mar 16 2010
humour
70 note(s) ♥
filleasiatique
via filleasiatique Tears are running down my face and I’m getting dehydrated.

via filleasiatique

Tears are running down my face and I’m getting dehydrated.

Mar 16 2010
humour film love
16 note(s) ♥
drinkyourjuice
drinkyourjuice: I meant to say this the other night during the Oscars, but Quentin Tarantino strikes me as an absolute toolbag I would never be friends with. Unless he wanted to share his money with me. Then I’d say whatever he wanted me to. (jk - “cant buy me love” - the beatles, “love dont cost a thing” - jlo)

drinkyourjuice:

I meant to say this the other night during the Oscars, but Quentin Tarantino strikes me as an absolute toolbag I would never be friends with. Unless he wanted to share his money with me. Then I’d say whatever he wanted me to. (jk - “cant buy me love” - the beatles, “love dont cost a thing” - jlo)

Mar 15 2010
humour news
ESPN not only sasses me but thinks I'm going to take it sitting down

so I decided to liveblog the game myself. But then I figured out that every single media outlet in the UK had already done it.

Though I’m still going to give props:

“Midfielder Alberto Aquilani finally found a performance to justify his £17 million price tag…”

So foin.

Mar 15 2010
politics quotes
"Peace brought narcolepsy. The European nations devoted the first half of the twentieth century to slaughtering one another and the second half to drowning their sorrows in consumption. Toward the end of the twentieth century, exhausted by their sufferings and their pleasures, they placed themselves in the care of politicians, entertainers, and philosophers who taught the poisonous doctrine that politics must be little for individuals to become big. Then the peoples of Europe fell asleep. If they later failed to awaken, they might well remain rich. However, they would also be less equal, less free, and less great."
— Reberto Mangabeira Unger in The Self Awakened, on why “if the world could vote it would vote to become Sweden rather than the United States”
Mar 15 2010
humor television

Did anyone see John Lithgow at the Golden Globes

and thought, “Dizzam, this man looks like a cat?”

Just want 2 b loved~

Mar 15 2010
science
100 note(s) ♥
tumblejuice
tumblejuice: takingdrugs: Funny what’s left out of science textbooks: Legendary biologist Francis Crick was reportedly under the influence of LSD when he and his lab partner, James Watson, discovered the double-helix structure of DNA in 1953. Apparently, Crick—a devotee of Aldous Huxley—confessed his use to a fellow scientist years later, saying he frequently did small doses of the drug (then still legal for psychotherapy) to “boost his powers of thought,” the Mail on Sunday reported following his death in 2004. Crick never went public with his use—though he was a vocal founding member of Soma, a group that worked to legalized marijuana, named after a drug in Brave New World.

tumblejuice:

takingdrugs:

Funny what’s left out of science textbooks:

Legendary biologist Francis Crick was reportedly under the influence of LSD when he and his lab partner, James Watson, discovered the double-helix structure of DNA in 1953. Apparently, Crick—a devotee of Aldous Huxley—confessed his use to a fellow scientist years later, saying he frequently did small doses of the drug (then still legal for psychotherapy) to “boost his powers of thought,” the Mail on Sunday reported following his death in 2004. Crick never went public with his use—though he was a vocal founding member of Soma, a group that worked to legalized marijuana, named after a drug in Brave New World.

Mar 14 2010
humour thoughts
WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING CROTCH SHOTS? Digging grave and burying myself in it right now.

WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING CROTCH SHOTS?

Digging grave and burying myself in it right now.

Mar 13 2010
thoughts internet

Dear people who share names with the people I frequently communicate with via Facebook and of whom I frequently mistag and mispost,

I need you to rename yourself Consuelo.

Because when I accidentally tag you in a private photo of the intended person and I reenacting the carriage steam scene in Titanic, I’m like this when I realize what I’ve done:

H8ers 2 da left plz.