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2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 33
February 56
January 66

2009

December 40
November 36
October 31
September 32
August 35
July 9
June 22
May 40
April 30
March 37
February 28
January 34

2008

December 31
November 32
October 18
September 22
August 29
July 18
June 25
May 26
April 15
March 19
February 14
January 9

Julian Beever, be my Valentine !

I have a knack for art humour (as well as crumpets with tea). Satire and comedy in art is sometimes...
Jan 30th

(At the doctor's, in the waiting...

Sam (N. Portman): I recognize you.
Large (Z. Braff): Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school. From TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Large: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Large: No, I'm not.
Sam: Cool.
[pause]
Sam: Great job man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded.
[pause]
Sam: If there was some sort of retarded Oscar... you would win, like hands down, kick his ass.
[pause]
Large: Well, thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it. I have to fill out this form though, so...
Sam: Right on.
[pause]
Sam: My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan Winters. He was, like, on Xena once as a gnome or something. That's really cool though. I mean, Jake's not a very good actor. You can't really tell on Xena 'cause he's in a hairy gnome suit... It sucks, though, because there's not that much work for little people.
Jan 30th
The best comeback to the PATRIOT Act ever.
Jan 28th
“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often...”
— Dave Barry
Jan 28th

Stupidity eventually becomes obsolete.

Holy mother trucker, is the zip drive the most backward thing computer developers have ever...
Jan 27th
Listen Listen
Transoceanic Call composed & performed by Cheer Chen. Asian indie-pop music/guitar appreciation...
Jan 26th

Why I should go to UChicago for...

Sound Op: "Hey, apparently according to scientists..."
Stage Manager: "...Wait, did you just say 'according to scientists'? You expect that to be reasonable evidence? That's bullshit."
Light Op: "Yeah, this is the University of Chicago, cite your sources! Parenthetical citation!"
Stage Manager: "Yeah, dude, MLA that shit."
Jan 26th
“Like hell it’s yours!” I found it on...
Jan 25th
“The United States is about to be hit by tsunamis. The...”
— D.L. Hughley on Jay Leno
Jan 25th