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via SackWear So I’m totally appalled. I’m...

Mar 30th

To those who actually name "War and...

YOU ARE LYING. I don’t believe you. NO ONE ELSE BELIEVES YOU EITHER! How do you live with...

Mar 29th

Listen

Hey Boy by the Blow. “… a) you’re gay, b) you’ve got a girlfriend, c) you...

Mar 28th

via somewhere on Flickr

Mar 25th

The Loft Cube by Werner Aisslinger

Mar 25th

“They had green Jedi swords and they were running around,...”
— Anna Talpe describing the...

Mar 23rd

Coolest snow animal I’ve ever seen in March. via...

Mar 22nd

Me: I can't wait until I have gray hair. Then, I can be super classy like Diane Keaton. And date a hot doctor named Keanu Reeves.
Lindsay: And be in a movie called "Something's Gotta Give"...
*guffaw*
Me: But minus the whole Jack Nicholson bit.

Mar 21st

In certain subway stations in Beijing, city officials have...

Mar 18th

“So all women and men need to admit that even though Colin...”
— Anonymous Insult or...

Mar 16th

I am not exaggerating when I say that no one outside of my...

Mar 13th

Sweet damn, give me a piping, hot serving of all that jazz!

Mar 7th

"A Red Hot Mess" from the Cornell Daily Sun

Mar 6th

A very old IM conversation worth...

Me: OK, get this. Last semester, Schnitzelfrick* told the entire class, with ME IN IT, that Chinese people will automatically abort their babies if they find out it's a girl.
Danny: ROFL!
Me: I'm DYING HERE, waving my hand around, about to fall off my seat...
Danny: Umm... are you a figment of my imagination then?
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Namely, me.

Mar 5th

This is how it used to go down when I went to elementary...

Mar 4th

Watch

One of my favorite Beirut songs played in the streets of one of my favorite cities (to be). Zach...

Mar 3rd

“This week, pictures of Barack Obama were leaked to the...”
— Weekend Update, SNL

Mar 2nd

ATONEMENT IS COMING OUT ON DVD MARCH 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Mar 1st