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2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 9
February 56
January 66

2009

December 40
November 36
October 31
September 32
August 35
July 9
June 22
May 40
April 30
March 37
February 28
January 34

2008

December 31
November 32
October 18
September 22
August 29
July 18
June 25
May 26
April 15
March 19
February 14
January 9

The triumph of idiocy.

You know how sometimes when something sparks the interest of a few people and it ends up exploding...
May 1st

I'm sensitive.

Me: Stop looking at my reading materials!
Izzy: Oh, like I'm really going to perv around in your books.
May 1st

Power Couples.

Dear Time magazine, Thank you for putting a ridiculous spin on politicians who need to be...
Apr 30th
“I listen to jazz, so I have to be pretentious.”
— Evan
Apr 28th
via Indexed Graphs make everything easier to understand....
Apr 27th

Don't judge me by my first impression.

Me: You know, I actually sometimes kind of like the lack of diversity here. I mean, I can make Judaism jokes without being afraid of being called a racist or offending a million people. Like today, I made a Jew joke and no one was insulted, but I'm betting in college, someone will hate me.
Amber & Lindsay: Why, what'd you say?
Me: "You're a Jew."
DISCLAIMER: I am in no way a hater of Judaism or any other type of religion. However, I may make the occasional drunk Baptist joke, but that's only because it's true.
Apr 24th
Snail love via Sam Gross
Apr 22nd

Furniture fetish.

“Why do we fall in love with objects if they cannot requite our feelings?”...
Apr 21st
via sarahillenberger WOWZA is this cool. Grandma’s...
Apr 19th

I used to not watch Family Guy because I...

Brian: So what was it like on the other side?
Stewie: It was all right. I met Jesus.
Brian: Oh, what's he like?
Stewie: Believe it or not, he's Chinese.
Brian: Oh, really?
Stewie: Yeah, and his last name is Hong, Jesus Hong. He said he doesn't know where everyone got Christ.
Apr 17th
“You can’t fall in love with someone who makes you crap...”
— Paris Gellar from Gilmore...
Apr 17th

Poetry in motion.

this.self = thought[]; if(thought[0] != NULL) { try { assert(‘if(empty(thought) || thought  ...
Apr 15th
I saw this pillow in a window while walking down Michigan...
Apr 15th

Scattergories.

[Kassy rolls an A]
[After a minute...]
Kassy: Aruba!
Lindsey: Antigua!
Brian: Athlete's foot cream!
Everyone: Wait... what?
Lindsey: The category is "tropical locations."
Brian: Oh. I thought it said "topical lotions."
Apr 13th
via MeatWater
Apr 8th
Watch Watch
Apr 6th
Moral of the story? Time to get the hell out of farm...
Apr 4th