Pondering, even if we don't believe in...
Evan: In Scandinavian culture, basically half the people that die end up in a heaven where they go off into mortal combat during the day, come back at night to these lodges and drink, and then go off to battle again after that. And you can never die because you're already dead. Way more manlier than the Christian heaven.
Me: Aren't there just a lot of angels flying around?
Evan: Well, I think the Christian idea of heaven involves a lot of naked babies. They don't really go into detail about much else.
Me: Yeah, what is there after you go past the pearly gates? Fluffy clouds?
Evan: I don't know. But they better have high-speed internet access.
Jun 4th