“I think of myself as human, one who is mortal who eats,...”
— Mayselun Hadi
— Mayselun Hadi
May 1st
Utility belts aren't just for XXXtina.
Isabela: So I locked my stash in my drawer three months ago, but I don't remember the combination and I have to move out in two weeks.Me: Do you have a lock cutter?
Isabela: Oh, that. I think I left it on top of my bulldozer.
Apr 30th
via RedBox Review
“Photographer Chi Peng is the...
Apr 29th
Too bad my pimp's not getting paid for this
Apr 28th
The only wireless network available in the basement of...
Apr 27th
At one o’clock in the afternoon near the spyglass....
Apr 26th
The Disguide helping me recover from my...
Apr 25th
Geeks talking chic geek.
Danny: Hey, I am redesigning my website and I wondered if you cared whether or not I add a link to yours. I am finally going to put the "blog roll" in.Me: Hello. Do I even need to say yes?
Danny: All right, though I thought I had more for my list... some people preferred that I didn't add them. So it depends on whether or not I wish to have a pathetic list on the side of my site.
Me: What? Who in god's name would ever refuse publicity and linkage?
Danny: A murderer.
Me: Thank jesus no one will ever find out about that one time I committed homicide.
Danny: I am going to Digg this thread.
Apr 25th
A friend’s status update. With a nickname like...
Apr 24th
On a side street near the Berklee campus and the Christian...
Apr 23rd
How I spent a night brainstorming for a...
<Thursday night> <dinner>Stay in the dining hall for three hours, trying to find...
Apr 22nd
via FFFFOUND!
Apr 21st
Didn’t realize that the handicap symbol could double...
Apr 19th
At Takemura. Skewered fish make for good numbers.
Apr 18th
“I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living...”
— Andy Warhol
— Andy Warhol
Apr 17th
Found in the Encyclopedia of Fun, an old book buried in the...
Apr 16th
Memories from senior year's biology...
Code acronyms my lab partners made up during the PCR eletrophoresis unit. SARS = Sorry About...
Apr 15th
via theowlsgo
Apr 14th
“Hi, I was just calling to see how you were doing today, and...”
— The Mom’s voicemail...
— The Mom’s voicemail...
Apr 13th
A man on the coast.
Mr. Hershfield has been living in a little village near the southern coast of Norway for the past 20...
Apr 12th
Watch
Went to Vienna Teng’s concert in Somerville the other day, opened by a phenomenal contemporary...
Apr 11th
“我们不在中国了，所以我们可以从早到晚生孩子。
(We’re not in China; we can...”
— 黄善铭 on the (questionable)...
— 黄善铭 on the (questionable)...
Apr 10th
Ink on skin.
Under the umbrella of passivity, we had a conversation in a restaurant after seeking shelter from...
Apr 9th
“When I was younger I had a big thing for ’80s Bowie,...”
— Girl with dangerous affinity...
— Girl with dangerous affinity...
Apr 8th
The Warble says I'm cool, so it must be true
Apr 7th
The best minimalist website on the intertubes
Apr 6th
Listen
Belle & Sebastian says:
I wrote a letter on a nothing day/I asked somebody/Could you send my...
Apr 5th
According to Dr. Li who was Mao’s physician during his revolutionary heydays:
“In 1969,...
Apr 4th
“Tempo tantrums are thrown in recital halls.”
— A teabag label from the dining...
— A teabag label from the dining...
Apr 3rd
Cheese curds are not the only thing...
From Urban Dictionary via a friend: Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the...
Apr 2nd
“When he lights his street lamp, it is as if he brought one...”
— Le Petit Prince
— Le Petit Prince
Apr 1st