What it means to be human.
“There are people in the world that exhaust me. They are the ones who make instant messaging...
May 31st
monicazhou:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Greatest message to wake up...
May 30th
Shame of the worst kind (take three).
Isa: I was there when [name withheld]'s dad lost his sushi v-card.Me: What??? The man is 40-something and has not eaten sushi before? That's straight-up depressing.
Isa: And he's Asian. Ethnicity fail.
May 30th
An outfit straight out of a sweaty nightmare via the...
May 29th
Photographed last summer in Yangshuo on top of my hostel....
May 29th
“She didn’t believe in dinosaurs. It was never going to...”
— Isabela re: the relationship...
— Isabela re: the relationship...
May 28th
What happens when you play with makeup...
Me: Have you ever thought about using cigarettes as a pretentious emotional prop? It'd look good on you.Isa: What? No. That's too tragically romantic for my tastes. Let's be real for two seconds. We're in Whitewater, and I look like a hooker.
May 27th
Where I was all those times I missed...
Over the course of the past nine months, I took photos of Annenberg with my cell phone while...
May 26th
In which I explore the reason I harbor...
There are two kinds of post-adolescent people in the world: those who loved The Perks of Being a...
May 26th
Well, when you put it that way...
[redacted]: So this executive from New York who goes to law school texted me at 2 in the morning. Oh, I forgot to mention that he's also Republican.Me: Oh, no. That's never going to work out.
[redacted]: Well, it could work... at night.
May 25th
Listen
Listening now: “Let’s Get Out of This Country” // Camera Obscura. Note the poetry:...
May 24th
Do you want to know what good writing is?
May 23rd
Cheaper than hiring moving men.
Me: Have you packed up all your stuff yet?Kani: No. It's too stressful. I might just throw all my stuff away.
May 22nd
Watch
This is going to explain our shitty transcripts.
May 21st
The Dalai Lama four flights below my room a week or two ago,...
May 20th
Downward dog? Yes, please.
Lisa: Have you ever done hot yoga?Me: What's that?
Lisa: Yoga in a hot room.
Me: [incredulous]
Lisa: Uh, I mean... it's yoga with Ryan Philippe.
May 19th
Someone's prescient.
May 18th
“An interesting plainness is the most difficult and...
May 18th
A hilarious series of oil paintings in the Sert Gallery....
May 17th
“Wings?” by Thomas Holmes Durand, found inside...
May 16th
Listen
Écoutant: “Guilty,” de la bande sonore du Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain // Yann...
May 16th
Literally buzzed
May 15th
Eco-friendly treehouse living via baumraum.de
Would you...
May 14th
“You know, the Pope wears Prada shoes.”
— Grad student friend of a...
— Grad student friend of a...
May 14th
“Will you marry me? I know the circumstances are not the...”
— Danny A romantic proposal of...
— Danny A romantic proposal of...
May 13th
Deadpan.
Me: And then on the seventh day, God invented... wait, what did God invent on the last day?Lisa: God rested.
May 13th
Why Facebook Ruined Everything
May 12th
Irony, emphasis on ferric.
Me: Engineers make the world go round.Lakshmi: I mean, the least we could have is an email list.
May 11th
Listen
Listening now: “Elevator Music” // Beck
May 11th
Calculus proof from months ago. My friend dreamed last night...
May 10th
Nü*.
“For your eyes only.” The warning label written in red did not speak in convolutions. Regardless,...
May 9th
Listen
Listening now: “Mr. Violin and Dancing Bear”//Page France
May 8th
“You do realize that you cannot just put things between...”
— Danny in response to my GChat...
— Danny in response to my GChat...
May 7th
Backslash usage. Too much?
Me: i don't know why i come to lecture when i don't even pay attention anywayKani: wat lecture?
Me: my favorite class in the world
science b62</sarcasm>
Kani: lmao
that's like the greatest thing you've ever done
</sarcasm>
brilliant
Me: i love that you understand my html speak, other people would probably just disown me
[At this point, Kani invites me to a ridiculous electro-dance party on Facebook]
Kani: facebook invite
[I check my Facebook]
Me: ALSO, WHAAAAAAAAT
LOL
Kani: also quoi</french accent>
Me: LMAO
when did this come into fruition?
Kani: <slyly>you're going to regret opening up this new world for me</slyly> <ghetto as shit>beeyotch!</ghetto>
Me: ROFLROFLROFL
i wish we could speak html in real life instead of only being able to do it in gchat
Kani: don't get kicked out of lecture
i KNOW
omg let's start doing it
PS we can talk in fonts and shit
"bold YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT Q! slash bold"
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL
<chortle> HAHAHAHAHHAHA</chortle>
you do realize i'm going to blog all this shit, right? </question>
Kani: <incredulously> oh my gosh no way?! </incredulously>
<sarcastic as shit> duh. wtf else do you do with GOLD like this </sarcastic>
Me: <wait> i have a question. can i blog this. </wait>
Kani: hahahahaha
May 6th
I Wrote This For You
May 6th
Photographed in December 2008 in Lamont Library....
May 6th
To sea, to sea.
It’s hard to stay in one place for a long period of time. I’ve never done it before. I...
May 5th
Objecting to Objectivism
May 4th
Watch
I mean, really. Every time. Just. Gets. Better.
May 3rd
Ubuntu 9.04: the answer to world peace
May 2nd
“I think of myself as human, one who is mortal who eats,...”
— Mayselun Hadi
— Mayselun Hadi
May 1st