Holy mother of god. Journalism at its FINEST. An excerpt for those too lazy to click:

A new study out of NYU Medical Center shows that, given the fat and sugar content of the cookies they sell to an unsuspecting public, the Girl Scouts of America are killing thousands of people every year.

“They look very innocent, even wholesome in their little green sashes and brown skirts,” said Dr. Bentley Worthington, who coordinated the study. “But those little girls are, technically, peddlers of death just as sure as the corner drug dealer is.

“I’m just saying,” he added.