Time Magazine, why you gotta be so BOSS? Apparently, the key to preventing our sense of civilization from crumbling away in front of our eyes is avoiding Williamsburg, New York at all costs. Sweet.

This movement has infiltrated every aspect of my life. I also maybe frown upon said über-meme because I realize I could be called a mild hypocrite, what with my relationship with plaid? But the dark (or more aptly, neon-shaded) side hasn’t penetrated my soul successfully (probably). According to Robert Lanham, I haven’t fallen into the PBR trap just yet because the facts that “you graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn’t won a game since the Reagan administration” and “you have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your ‘one Republican friend” don’t apply to me.

Oh, wait.