asking me to send in scandalous photos of people partying this past weekend, pleading for any evidence of indecent behavior with lines like “because you didn’t spend the first weekend of the semester reading, studying, and sleeping.”

Really?

Because I’m pretty sure I saw some people practically LARP fighting each other to see who could use the xerox machine first in the science center lab, while the liquor store on Mass Ave was taping up flyers that said “FREE BOOZE” because all the unpurchased wine was going sour.

Just face reality and stop trying to make Harvard look cool, guys.

Just because we all started wearing contact lenses and got our braces off doesn’t make it any less true that we’d all prefer our Byzantine history coursepack over beers on a Friday night.

2 kEwL 4 SkOoL~