Week 1: Dame Judi Dench joins the gang for Apatow sequel “The 70-Year-Old Virgin Mary.”
Week 2: Before first read-through, Apatow says film’s tone should be bittersweet, “like a hummer from a trannie.”
Week 3: Co-star Seth Rogen asks Dame Judi, “Is that as big as your boobs get?”
Week 4: Dame Judi advises Michael Cera that owning the DVD of “Iris” is “guaranteed pussy.”
Week 5: Rogen hollows out Dame Judi’s “Shakespeare in Love” Oscar and turns it into a bong.
Week 6: Jonah Hill peppers Dame Judi with lurid inquiries about which Bond “is packing more,” Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig.
Week 7: Paul Rudd tells Dame Judi he likes to take three Excedrin PMs and then “try to whack off before I pass out.”
Week 8: In a haze of cannabis smoke, Dame Judi agrees to star in Apatow’s 2010 biopic about female Mexican wrestler the Poontangler.
—From a 2008 issue of Vanity Fair.
December 02, 2008, 12:00am Comments
