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Isa and I decided to embark on a new entrepreneurial venture...

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:22:00 -0400

Isa and I decided to embark on a new entrepreneurial venture recently, and since we’re just starting up, I thought I’d make our business cards and save some of our resources for other, more important things.

Gon’ be rollin’ in da benjamins, WHAT.

Newsflash, errrebody--in Portuguese, CSS means "tired of being sexy."

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:12:00 -0400

Sorry about the layout flip-flopping, I know it’s bad for my cReDz and my internet pReSeNz. But after redesigning the blog a few weeks ago, I abruptly woke up from a misguided sense of self-satisfaction after I managed to pick my lazy ass off the floor to do something and realized that my quickie of a layout was cheaper than a “diamond” ring on the candy rack at Walgreen’s.

But now I have a new header! New pages! Sh!t’s all sh!ny!

Because guess what, guys—I turned down my friends tonight for a showing of “Remember Me” to get it on with the HTML instead.

Who’s DTF?

via yiennydee Spring break has been great because of one thing...

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:24:00 -0400

via yiennydee

Spring break has been great because of one thing and one thing only, guys.

It’s either vampires or Photoshop skillz for this broad.

Can’t buy my luv~

via Ads of the World Really makes me want to get my period this...

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:01:00 -0400

via Ads of the World

Really makes me want to get my period this very second.

ALL HONESTY OVER HERE.

sade: New Found Glory - My Friends Over You Can’t even tell you...

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:30:00 -0400

sade:

New Found Glory - My Friends Over You

Can’t even tell you guys how much of my jam this was in like freshman year of high school. Serious.

Just checked last.fm and scoffed when I found out they released their seventh studio album last year.

Slash just covering up the fact that I owned four of them when I was 14.

AnGsT~

tomoatmeal: “I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I...

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:16:11 -0400

tomoatmeal:

“I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I get pregnant!”

“Shut up freezer! You’re being controversial!”

Can you name the programming language based on its Hello, World syntax?

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:15:52 -0400

Can you name the programming language based on its Hello, World syntax?:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You’ve reached the end of the internet and it’s dark over here.

via filleasiatique Tears are running down my face and I’m...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:07:23 -0400

via filleasiatique

Tears are running down my face and I’m getting dehydrated.

drinkyourjuice: I meant to say this the other night during the...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:28:56 -0400

drinkyourjuice:

I meant to say this the other night during the Oscars, but Quentin Tarantino strikes me as an absolute toolbag I would never be friends with. Unless he wanted to share his money with me. Then I’d say whatever he wanted me to. (jk - “cant buy me love” - the beatles, “love dont cost a thing” - jlo)

ESPN not only sasses me but thinks I'm going to take it sitting down

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:53:00 -0400

ESPN not only sasses me but thinks I'm going to take it sitting down:

so I decided to liveblog the game myself. But then I figured out that every single media outlet in the UK had already done it.

Though I’m still going to give props:

“Midfielder Alberto Aquilani finally found a performance to justify his £17 million price tag…”

So foin.

"Peace brought narcolepsy. The European nations devoted the first half of the twentieth century to..."

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:41:00 -0400

“Peace brought narcolepsy. The European nations devoted the first half of the twentieth century to slaughtering one another and the second half to drowning their sorrows in consumption. Toward the end of the twentieth century, exhausted by their sufferings and their pleasures, they placed themselves in the care of politicians, entertainers, and philosophers who taught the poisonous doctrine that politics must be little for individuals to become big. Then the peoples of Europe fell asleep. If they later failed to awaken, they might well remain rich. However, they would also be less equal, less free, and less great.”

- Reberto Mangabeira Unger in The Self Awakened, on why “if the world could vote it would vote to become Sweden rather than the United States”

Did anyone see John Lithgow at the Golden Globes

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:21:00 -0400

and thought, “Dizzam, this man looks like a cat?”

Just want 2 b loved~

tumblejuice: takingdrugs: Funny what’s left out of science...

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:36:06 -0400

tumblejuice:

takingdrugs:

Funny what’s left out of science textbooks:

Legendary biologist Francis Crick was reportedly under the influence of LSD when he and his lab partner, James Watson, discovered the double-helix structure of DNA in 1953. Apparently, Crick—a devotee of Aldous Huxley—confessed his use to a fellow scientist years later, saying he frequently did small doses of the drug (then still legal for psychotherapy) to “boost his powers of thought,” the Mail on Sunday reported following his death in 2004. Crick never went public with his use—though he was a vocal founding member of Soma, a group that worked to legalized marijuana, named after a drug in Brave New World.

WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING...

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:10:33 -0400

WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING CROTCH SHOTS?

Digging grave and burying myself in it right now.

Dear people who share names with the people I frequently communicate with via Facebook and of whom I frequently mistag and mispost,

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:39:00 -0500

I need you to rename yourself Consuelo.

Because when I accidentally tag you in a private photo of the intended person and I reenacting the carriage steam scene in Titanic, I’m like this when I realize what I’ve done:

H8ers 2 da left plz.

Convincing arguments to use on your parents to open up their wallets for new clothes when you're too cheap/broke to spend your own money:

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:23:11 -0500

“I’m naked.”
“I’m still naked.”

The best part about doing laundry at 5 in the morning in the bowels of a college dorm

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:58:00 -0500

is that you can be out-of-this-world efficient with your time and resources by taking your clothes off right before you start the load so you can wash them in the same load and tossing in fabric softener naked and blogging about it at the same time without anyone ever knowing.

YEAAAAH BOIII.

Things that I foresee happening in the near future that I'm okay with:

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:52:00 -0500

“Telephone” GIFs

Luv Amerikuh all da tyme.

"We’ll always have that. Forever."

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:25:00 -0500

“We’ll always have that. Forever.”

- Phillip smug about being one of the first million people to see the Lady Gaga “Telephone” video after it leaked

Have you ever bought something and promised yourself, "OK, I'll buy this but I'll only wear it inside, at night, during bedtime"?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:12:00 -0500

sade:

But then one Sunday you’re like, “Enh, I have nothing to do today, I guess I’ll lounge around the house in it.” And then that escalates to “Well, the grocery store’s only 3 minutes away, it’s 6pm… nobody will notice.” Finally you go, “Fuck it, I’m wearing these pink leopard print yoga pants to work and I don’t give a shit just try to stop me, bitches!”

Well guys, on Friday I wore the pink leopard print yoga pants to work. I REFUSE TO LIVE MY LIFE IN SARTORIAL SHAME.

Isa: “I’m scared this will turn into my life.”