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Kirchner, “Potsdamer Platz,” 1914. Going a little...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:52:00 -0500

Kirchner, “Potsdamer Platz,” 1914.

Going a little crazy over here with the art history terminology.

Just want to know the difference between “absolute,” “absolutivity,” and “absolutivitiousness.”

Seeing starz rite now~

Intermittent Explosive "Disorder": The Poor Man's Restless Leg "Syndrome"

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:38:00 -0500

Intermittent Explosive "Disorder": The Poor Man's Restless Leg "Syndrome":

Um.

There is nothing clinically skeptical about this whatsoever.

I’ve gotz da cred 2 get ma medz~

We came to the conclusion that today was great not because

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:06:00 -0500

the sun came out, but because the word of the day was feckless.

As in, lacking any and all amounts of feck.

Just want my feck back!

PLAY: “Requiem For O.M.M.2” // Of Montreal VASELINE...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:44:35 -0500

PLAY: “Requiem For O.M.M.2” // Of Montreal

VASELINE OVER THE LENSES!

Vertigo.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:32:09 -0500

Kani: What are you doing?
Moeun: Lounging.
Kani: That's not lounging. You're expending, like. Zero energy. Gravity is raping you right now.

"Suspicious Dark Weather."

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:22:00 -0500

“Suspicious Dark Weather.”

- Charlie re: the name of his would-be male fragrance

via lovegifs BRB—busy learning how to flirt.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:28:00 -0500

via lovegifs

BRB—busy learning how to flirt.

Heard Abercrombie is coming out with a sexy new line of jeans...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:12:32 -0500

Heard Abercrombie is coming out with a sexy new line of jeans for this season.

But don’t think you’re going to get any previews from their billboards.

What do you mean, SEEING THE PRODUCT IN THE ACTUAL AD CAMPAIGN?

Spoiled brat.

Some silly (read: irritating) kids keep inviting me to use this...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:59:00 -0500

Some silly (read: irritating) kids keep inviting me to use this silly (read: irritating) app on Facebook that allows people to answer various questions posed about yourself.

According to anonymous people, not only am I belligerent to the nursing home crowd, I am both a gang-banging vandal and a camel.

However, I could probably solve an algebra problem faster than a bear could.

Probably.

Clinging on by a facking string over here, guys.

Quit playin’ games with my <3

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:07:38 -0500

Quit playin’ games with my <3

Sign language for "abortion"

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:17:00 -0500

Sign language for "abortion":

(via Isa)

Feel so cultured sometimes.

via ModCloth “This needs to be on my body, like,...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:42:10 -0500

via ModCloth

“This needs to be on my body, like, yesterday.” —Isa

"Ignore the previous cookie."

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:43:57 -0500

“Ignore the previous cookie.”

- Last night’s fortune cookie

PLAY: “Country Mile” // Camera Obscura One of the...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:17:00 -0500

PLAY: “Country Mile” // Camera Obscura

One of the most heinous things I found out today was that Camera Obscura is on their North American tour right now. More importantly, they will be playing in both Iowa City and Norman, Oklahoma, but not Boston.

They don’t love you like I love you.

TeArS & bLoOd~

Facebook is tempting me with too many juicy life...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:34:46 -0500

Facebook is tempting me with too many juicy life options.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

via jostanbeeber Meme 4 2day~

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:06:00 -0500

via jostanbeeber

Meme 4 2day~

via Indexed I’ve assessed the situation—turns out...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:57:00 -0500

via Indexed

I’ve assessed the situation—turns out I’m on the far right of the x-axis.

Do I need new friends?

Just wanna be escorted on a Harley like Mandy!

1938 Dating Guide For Single Women

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:34:00 -0500

drinkyourjuice:

[phantasmagorium:pbh3]

Apparently, the only keys to successful dating in the 1930’s for ladies were don’t talk too much, wear a bra, and don’t pass out in the middle of your date because you’re drunk.

I would have needed to be with an openminded-ass dude in 1938.

See also: 2010

Special Victims Unit.

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:17:00 -0500

Remember the Sweet Valley High saga from the early ’90s?

“All’s fair in love and high school….” HOLLA BACK.

When I was about eight, I was introduced to this series when experiencing a crushing blow to my self-esteem after my language arts archnemesis accused me of still being a first grader because I was still reading “Babysitter’s Club.”

Ho, I could spell “babysitter”!

Anyway.

This marked the beginning of a new era for me. Based on the lives of two All-American twins living in southern California, the series revolved around their social and love lives, including all the banal details of everyone else in their existential vicinity. Shockingly, high school was so dramatic and life-affirming at the same time. Scandals depicted were things like pimples, formulating a strategy during lunch to ask out Tom to the prom, getting your reputation destroyed after your ex-best-friend who never returned your pink pumps called you a slut for flirting with her boyfriend, fighting with your mom about wearing a crop top in public, and dieting.

It was just so raw, you know?

No, Jessica, just say no!

But I stopped reading when they started coming out with the inevitably crappy-ass spinoff.

You would think that the Wakefield twins entering the collegiate stage of their youth would be a more appropriate setting, given that they could actually do the precocious things they always bemoaned they couldn’t in their high school years (where sitting on the quarterback’s lap was as raunchy as it was going to get). Not to mention the fact that the quality of any book is automatically improved once all characters who wear letter jackets are removed.

Classy ass bookshelf right there.

But SVU books were a lot more… supernatural than their high school counterparts. Just tried way too hard to outdo the teenage shenanigans. (And not in a cool Animorphs kind of way.) I just got really confused when I finally turned to page 4398509 and just started getting really invested in Elizabeth’s new relationship, especially because she was such a straight-edge in high school, but then all of a sudden, she got bitten by a werewolf?

I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR ANY OF THIS MYSTICAL BULLSHIT, YOU GUYS.

I can waste a lot of time trying to figure out exactly why SVU totally backfired and nearly ruined one of the defining cultural icons of my adolescence. In the end, it came down to either incompetent publishing editors or Francine getting writer’s block and trying to get rid of it with weed.

But the deal is this.

All the random insertions of vampires, haunted dorm rooms, and the occasional ski-mask creeper?

I mean… you do realize I can just go on the internet, visit a forum frequented by middle-aged housewives who go by usernames like cali_gurl69, and read fan fiction, right?

Just too much for me to handle, Frannie.

Too.

Much.

OMGZ u guyz!

I gradually segued from reading about bored, self-absorbed teenagers living in the SoCal suburbs to watching bored, self-absorbed teenagers living in the SoCal suburbs. (Why yes, there is only genre of entertainment these days.) But no show on Fox could never replace this huge part of my adolescent literary experience. Thanks to Fran’s weirdly satisfying form of Harlequin romances for grade schoolers, I know what’s really important in life.

Friends who don’t return borrowed shoes are skanks, not friends.

Feel so prepared for real life, y’all!

Accessories that I want to bring back:

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:53:08 -0500

jester shoes
girdles
animal noses