| Kani: | What are you doing? |
| Moeun: | Lounging. |
| Kani: | That's not lounging. You're expending, like. Zero energy. Gravity is raping you right now. |
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Vertigo.
"There's sawdust in my hair."
| Isabela: | I have 8 minutes of battery left on my computer with no way of charging, FYI. |
| Me: | You can't charge your computer? Where are you? |
| Isabela: | THE FUCKING WOODWORKING LAB, FUCK ME. |
| Me: | SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN LEARNING CARPENTRY IN THE MOONLIGHT????? |
| Me: | Wait--I meant to say moonlighting as a carpenter, it just came out all wrong. |
| Isabela: | HAHAHA, SINCE I TURNED INTO JESUS. |
In which we discuss a classmate and drown together in our inadequacy.
| Samuel: | like, his questions make me feel like i'm in elementary school |
| Me: | i actually don't understand his questions most of the time |
| Me: | i think it's because he knows a lot about politics and then applies that knowledge to philosophy |
| Samuel: | um i think it's because he's from another dimension |
| Samuel: | he was talking to me about how he read all this philosophy over break |
| Samuel: | and i was like, wow you read this on your free time |
| Samuel: | cool. |
| Samuel: | then i left to go to the bathroom |
| Samuel: | and pee out my inferiority complex |
We're only legally certified to practice in Alaska. On polar bears.
| Isabela: | we should start a couple's counseling business |
| Me: | i feel like we would break people up more than we would resolve their issues |
| Me: | we would give advice like |
| Me: | "oh fuck yeah, you totally were in the right for aborting the baby and not telling him beforehand!" |
| Isabela: | hahahahah |
| Isabela: | ok, no, babies break up marriages |
| Isabela: | that's some solid ass advice |
Let them be freeeeeeeeeeeee.
| Isabela: | So there's this huge internet trend right now to post your bra color. |
| Me: | What if you're not wearing one? |
| Isabela: | ... |
| Isabela: | Au natural? |
Insensitiva nervosa.
| Isabela: | [something nondescript yet hilarious] |
| Me: | HAHAHAHA |
| Me: | i'm suffocating |
| Me: | i literally can't breathe |
| Me: | my lungs are collapsin' like the twin towers |
| Isabela: | in no way was that too soon |
'Cause PBR kills brain cells.
| Me: | is he having a rager? |
| Me: | i used that word ironically |
| Isabela: | umm pretty sure |
| Isabela: | except it'll be a bunch of hipsters probably |
| Isabela: | so like |
| Isabela: | ironic rager |
| Me: | oh ok |
| Isabela: | haha. well they'll bring peeps, you |
| Isabela: | *yo |
| Isabela: | i mean |
| Isabela: | not you |
| Isabela: | i always do that |
| Isabela: | it really detracts from my cred |
Oh, OK, so this is why I have no friends.
| Isabela: | I definitely think ADHD is overdiagnosed as a psychological illness. |
| Me: | Just like restless leg syndrome! It's not even a real disease. |
| Hans: | My dad has it. He can't even sleep at night sometimes. |
| Me: | ... |
| Isabela: | And the asshole moment of the day goes to Qichen! |
Pack-rat behavior is an epidemic.
| Me: | I got my mom to buy me another external hard drive this week. |
| Kani: | NOOOOOOOOOOO! Q, what are you doing? That's literally like your mom saying, "Here, Q, here's my credit card. Go buy some crack cocaine." |
Brittany's dead, guys. Thanks for the memo, Ashton.
| Kani: | also, i'm uncomfortable by how sad i am by brittany murphy's death |
| i'm acting like we were besties or something </confused> | |
| they're talking about her on cnn now | |
| i just...feel like i knew her, you know? | |
| lololol | |
| Me: | LOLLLLLL |
| i mean | |
| "clueless" | |
| Kani: | yeaaaah |
| Me: | we've all been there, gurl |
| Kani: | thanks, gurl |
| Me: | i hate myself for the slow reversion to my typing habits circa 2001 |
| Kani: | lol how so? |
| Me: | when i used to be known as sk8ergurl878 |
| Kani: | ndfsceschklrs grvcflkajrjl ::bangs head on keyboard:: |
| can't..even.brea- | |
| Me: | sorry i just let all my skeletons out of the closet =\ |
| Kani: | i hate that cnn just discussed ashton's twitter reaction to the death |
| ending with "c u on the other side kid" |
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy (who probably doesn't know how to spell either).
| Me: | So I had no idea that Kesha spelled her song like "Tik Tok." What is this bullshit. |
| Kani: | There is a dollar sign in her name, Q. I don't think literacy is her strong point. |
My my metaphor.
| Me: | There's a shuttle in five minutes leaving from Boylston. GO GO GO, you can catch it! |
| Moeun: | Err... are you kidding me? I'm not a sprightly young goat. |
香港，我不能理解。
| 他：对我说的话，香港真是很特别。 |
| 我：嗯？ |
| 他：大家的目标都不一样。 |
| 我：什么目标？ |
| 他：装糊涂的目标。某人的日子不会交叉我的。望她的方向，已往另外的方向，走到… 谁知道的终点。你不觉得很可惜吗？ |
No-Shave November.
| Kani: | So about this photo. Did you Photoshop this moustache onto your face? |
| Me: | No. |
| Kani: | ... I have to go. |
YOUTUBE DELIGHTS: While watching the American flag unfurl in the background of the Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A." video...
| Kani: | Oh my god. |
| Moeun: | Why are we in fucking COMMUNIST CHINA? |
| Kani: | They probably inserted the two Asian background dancers into the video just so they could fight the claim that this is white supremacist propaganda. |
