Mar 5 2010
humour conversations

Vertigo.

Kani: What are you doing?
Moeun: Lounging.
Kani: That's not lounging. You're expending, like. Zero energy. Gravity is raping you right now.

Feb 20 2010
gchat conversations

"There's sawdust in my hair."

Isabela: I have 8 minutes of battery left on my computer with no way of charging, FYI.
Me: You can't charge your computer? Where are you?
Isabela: THE FUCKING WOODWORKING LAB, FUCK ME.
Me: SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN LEARNING CARPENTRY IN THE MOONLIGHT?????
Me: Wait--I meant to say moonlighting as a carpenter, it just came out all wrong.
Isabela: HAHAHA, SINCE I TURNED INTO JESUS.

Jan 30 2010
conversations gchat humour college

In which we discuss a classmate and drown together in our inadequacy.

Samuel: like, his questions make me feel like i'm in elementary school
Me: i actually don't understand his questions most of the time
Me: i think it's because he knows a lot about politics and then applies that knowledge to philosophy
Samuel: um i think it's because he's from another dimension
Samuel: he was talking to me about how he read all this philosophy over break
Samuel: and i was like, wow you read this on your free time
Samuel: cool.
Samuel: then i left to go to the bathroom
Samuel: and pee out my inferiority complex

Jan 28 2010
gchat conversations humour

We're only legally certified to practice in Alaska. On polar bears.

Isabela: we should start a couple's counseling business
Me: i feel like we would break people up more than we would resolve their issues
Me: we would give advice like
Me: "oh fuck yeah, you totally were in the right for aborting the baby and not telling him beforehand!"
Isabela: hahahahah
Isabela: ok, no, babies break up marriages
Isabela: that's some solid ass advice

Jan 15 2010
humour conversations internet

Let them be freeeeeeeeeeeee.

Isabela: So there's this huge internet trend right now to post your bra color.
Me: What if you're not wearing one?
Isabela: ...
Isabela: Au natural?

Jan 10 2010
conversations gchat

Insensitiva nervosa.

Isabela: [something nondescript yet hilarious]
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: i'm suffocating
Me: i literally can't breathe
Me: my lungs are collapsin' like the twin towers
Isabela: in no way was that too soon

Jan 5 2010
conversations humour gchat

'Cause PBR kills brain cells.

Me: is he having a rager?
Me: i used that word ironically
Isabela: umm pretty sure
Isabela: except it'll be a bunch of hipsters probably
Isabela: so like
Isabela: ironic rager
Me: oh ok
Isabela: haha. well they'll bring peeps, you
Isabela: *yo
Isabela: i mean
Isabela: not you
Isabela: i always do that
Isabela: it really detracts from my cred

Jan 1 2010
humour conversations

Oh, OK, so this is why I have no friends.

Isabela: I definitely think ADHD is overdiagnosed as a psychological illness.
Me: Just like restless leg syndrome! It's not even a real disease.
Hans: My dad has it. He can't even sleep at night sometimes.
Me: ...
Isabela: And the asshole moment of the day goes to Qichen!

Dec 27 2009
conversations

Pack-rat behavior is an epidemic.

Me: I got my mom to buy me another external hard drive this week.
Kani: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Q, what are you doing? That's literally like your mom saying, "Here, Q, here's my credit card. Go buy some crack cocaine."

Dec 22 2009
conversations gchat

Brittany's dead, guys. Thanks for the memo, Ashton.

Kani: also, i'm uncomfortable by how sad i am by brittany murphy's death
i'm acting like we were besties or something </confused>
they're talking about her on cnn now
i just...feel like i knew her, you know?
lololol
Me: LOLLLLLL
i mean
"clueless"
Kani: yeaaaah
Me: we've all been there, gurl
Kani: thanks, gurl
Me: i hate myself for the slow reversion to my typing habits circa 2001
Kani: lol how so?
Me: when i used to be known as sk8ergurl878
Kani: ndfsceschklrs grvcflkajrjl ::bangs head on keyboard::
can't..even.brea-
Me: sorry i just let all my skeletons out of the closet =\
Kani: i hate that cnn just discussed ashton's twitter reaction to the death
ending with "c u on the other side kid"

Dec 21 2009
conversations music gchat

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy (who probably doesn't know how to spell either).

Me: So I had no idea that Kesha spelled her song like "Tik Tok." What is this bullshit.
Kani: There is a dollar sign in her name, Q. I don't think literacy is her strong point.

Dec 20 2009
Harvard conversations humour gchat

My my metaphor.

Me: There's a shuttle in five minutes leaving from Boylston. GO GO GO, you can catch it!
Moeun: Err... are you kidding me? I'm not a sprightly young goat.

Dec 12 2009
conversations China

香港，我不能理解。

他：对我说的话，香港真是很特别。
我：嗯？
他：大家的目标都不一样。
我：什么目标？
他：装糊涂的目标。某人的日子不会交叉我的。望她的方向，已往另外的方向，走到… 谁知道的终点。你不觉得很可惜吗？

Nov 19 2009
humour conversations

No-Shave November.

Kani: So about this photo. Did you Photoshop this moustache onto your face?
Me: No.
Kani: ... I have to go.

Oct 31 2009
humour conversations

YOUTUBE DELIGHTS: While watching the American flag unfurl in the background of the Miley Cyrus's "Party in the U.S.A." video...

Kani: Oh my god.
Moeun: Why are we in fucking COMMUNIST CHINA?
Kani: They probably inserted the two Asian background dancers into the video just so they could fight the claim that this is white supremacist propaganda.