Wong Kar Wai not?

• journalist/writer
• dating/relationship/love columnist
• restaurant critic
• neo-feminist cubicle slave
• caterer
• bakery owner
• bookstore owner
• pet store owner

Not only that, these women—who apparently get paid to make chocolate croissants or dress up as wizards to read in dramatic voices—all tend to live in either New York high-rise lofts overlooking Central Park or L.A. ranch-style mansions with automatic sprinklers and a gardener named Jorge.

I mean, you get the occasional Hollywood psycho-celebrity movie, but then again, Julia Roberts in a fat suit comes with that territory.

Reality bitez~ the big one.

fuckyeahmiyazaki:

“Howl, tell me what’s going on. Please. I don’t care if you’re a monster.”

“I’m just setting things up so that all of you can live comfortably. With all the flowers you’ve got in this valley you could easily open up a flower shop. Right? I’m sure you’d be good at it.”

“So, you are going away? Please, Howl, I know I can be of help to you. Even though I’m not pretty, and all I’m good at is cleaning.”

“Sophie! Sophie, you’re beautiful!”

"It’s like spending 3 hours in a Lisa Frank folder on acid."

— Laura Bans’s review of Avatar

It’s disappointing that Zooey Deschanel, Kate Hudson, AND Patrick Fugit all peaked with this movie.

Surgeon General’s Warning: Cameron Crowe kills careers.

lyriquediscorde:

Meet me in Montauk.

"I want to change my name to T-Bone. T-Bone Streep. I think it sounds good."

— Meryl re: being a badass and doing what she wants whenever she feels like it

via ohhello

I sympathize so well only because I had to get a prescription for Prozac after watching Aragorn and Arwen get hitched in the last Lord of the Rings movie.

Reality, you’s a cruel mistress.

I don’t mind being sassed every now and then.

via Gizmodo

Stop trying to ruin this for me, guys.

Holiday season movie marathon screenshot, part two. Sorry about the gratuitous trend here. Just have a thing for tentacles, I guess.

Sex on the beaches and all that, you know.

“That was the worst lunch.”
”So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?”

via Wong Kar Wai’s 2046

Zing!

(If 2046 hadn’t been pigeon-holed in modern art house, it’d probably be considered a raucous comedy.)

In reference to: the dentist.
Called for: a Quicktime superimposition.