Mar 18 2010
humour
54 note(s) ♥
yiennydee
via yiennydee Spring break has been great because of one thing and one thing only, guys. It’s either vampires or Photoshop skillz for this broad. Can’t buy my luv~

via yiennydee

Spring break has been great because of one thing and one thing only, guys.

It’s either vampires or Photoshop skillz for this broad.

Can’t buy my luv~

Mar 18 2010
humour
via Ads of the World Really makes me want to get my period this very second. ALL HONESTY OVER HERE.

via Ads of the World

Really makes me want to get my period this very second.

ALL HONESTY OVER HERE.

Mar 17 2010
humour
630 note(s) ♥
tomoatmeal
tomoatmeal: “I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I get pregnant!” “Shut up freezer!  You’re being controversial!”

tomoatmeal:

“I’m going to wear a tube top and I don’t care if I get pregnant!”

“Shut up freezer!  You’re being controversial!”

Mar 16 2010
humour
70 note(s) ♥
filleasiatique
via filleasiatique Tears are running down my face and I’m getting dehydrated.

via filleasiatique

Tears are running down my face and I’m getting dehydrated.

Mar 16 2010
humour film love
16 note(s) ♥
drinkyourjuice
drinkyourjuice: I meant to say this the other night during the Oscars, but Quentin Tarantino strikes me as an absolute toolbag I would never be friends with. Unless he wanted to share his money with me. Then I’d say whatever he wanted me to. (jk - “cant buy me love” - the beatles, “love dont cost a thing” - jlo)

drinkyourjuice:

I meant to say this the other night during the Oscars, but Quentin Tarantino strikes me as an absolute toolbag I would never be friends with. Unless he wanted to share his money with me. Then I’d say whatever he wanted me to. (jk - “cant buy me love” - the beatles, “love dont cost a thing” - jlo)

Mar 15 2010
humour news
ESPN not only sasses me but thinks I'm going to take it sitting down

so I decided to liveblog the game myself. But then I figured out that every single media outlet in the UK had already done it.

Though I’m still going to give props:

“Midfielder Alberto Aquilani finally found a performance to justify his £17 million price tag…”

So foin.

Mar 14 2010
humour thoughts
WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING CROTCH SHOTS? Digging grave and burying myself in it right now.

WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING START WEARING LEATHER JACKETS AND DOING CROTCH SHOTS?

Digging grave and burying myself in it right now.

Mar 13 2010
humour thoughts

Convincing arguments to use on your parents to open up their wallets for new clothes when you’re too cheap/broke to spend your own money:

  • “I’m naked.”
  • “I’m still naked.”

Mar 12 2010
humour quotes
"We’ll always have that. Forever."
— Phillip smug about being one of the first million people to see the Lady Gaga “Telephone” video after it leaked
Mar 12 2010
humour
37 note(s) ♥
sade

Have you ever bought something and promised yourself, “OK, I’ll buy this but I’ll only wear it inside, at night, during bedtime”?

sade:

But then one Sunday you’re like, “Enh, I have nothing to do today, I guess I’ll lounge around the house in it.” And then that escalates to “Well, the grocery store’s only 3 minutes away, it’s 6pm… nobody will notice.” Finally you go, “Fuck it, I’m wearing these pink leopard print yoga pants to work and I don’t give a shit just try to stop me, bitches!”

Well guys, on Friday I wore the pink leopard print yoga pants to work. I REFUSE TO LIVE MY LIFE IN SARTORIAL SHAME.

Isa: “I’m scared this will turn into my life.”

Mar 5 2010
humour conversations

Vertigo.

Kani: What are you doing?
Moeun: Lounging.
Kani: That's not lounging. You're expending, like. Zero energy. Gravity is raping you right now.

Mar 4 2010
humour quotes
"Suspicious Dark Weather."
— Charlie re: the name of his would-be male fragrance
Mar 3 2010
humour
118 note(s) ♥
lovegifs
zoom via lovegifs BRB—busy learning how to flirt.

via lovegifs

BRB—busy learning how to flirt.

Mar 2 2010
humour
Heard Abercrombie is coming out with a sexy new line of jeans for this season. But don’t think you’re going to get any previews from their billboards. What do you mean, SEEING THE PRODUCT IN THE ACTUAL AD CAMPAIGN?Spoiled brat.

Heard Abercrombie is coming out with a sexy new line of jeans for this season.

But don’t think you’re going to get any previews from their billboards.

What do you mean, SEEING THE PRODUCT IN THE ACTUAL AD CAMPAIGN?




Spoiled brat.

Mar 2 2010
humour internet
Some silly (read: irritating) kids keep inviting me to use this silly (read: irritating) app on Facebook that allows people to answer various questions posed about yourself. According to anonymous people, not only am I belligerent to the nursing home crowd, I am both a gang-banging vandal and a camel. However, I could probably solve an algebra problem faster than a bear could. Probably. Clinging on by a facking string over here, guys.

Some silly (read: irritating) kids keep inviting me to use this silly (read: irritating) app on Facebook that allows people to answer various questions posed about yourself.

According to anonymous people, not only am I belligerent to the nursing home crowd, I am both a gang-banging vandal and a camel.

However, I could probably solve an algebra problem faster than a bear could.

Probably.


Clinging on by a facking string over here, guys.